Best Whatsapp Status and quotes

Hello Friends How are you all? If you are a whatsapp user and want to update your whatsapp status here are the best 200 whatsapp and quotes for you. In this post the best whatsapp status and quotes message are divided into following categories

1. Cool whatsapp status

2. Funny whatsapp status

Sleep all your troubles away. The best nicknames are usually the ones people don’t know they have.

I can drive you crazy without a drivers license.

 I like sleeping because it’s like being dead,without the commitment.

If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME.

I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning. Do IT NOW. Sometimes “Later” Becomes Never. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy

imagination…

You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

you are never  too Old to set another goal or todream a new dream… LIfe based on a big love towards the world is full and rich….Never expect things to happen, it’s better to feel surprised than to feel disappointed.

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life. The PAST cannot be

changes, forgotten.

 Edited or erased: it can only be accepted.Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.

If APPLE made a car, would it have windows? You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open.

Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.

About 90% of the high scores in mobile games are made either in the toilet or in a lecture or while preparing for exams.

5.Funny Whatsapp Status

Shortest horror story in history: Tomorrow is Monday....

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody some where is sick of her....We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than fat person...

If you need more TIME go and purchase a watch.

Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one. No one is listening until you make a mistake My favourite type of people are  the relatives who give me bucks when they leave.

Well I could agree with you, but then we'd bothbe wrong.

3 AM my cell is ringing...hey there you asleep??  No I’m Skydiving. 

People said to follow your dreams so i went back to bed If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

3 mistakes of everyone’s life--Facebook, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TwitterTwitter and Whatsapp Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..